In the Land of Milk & Honey...

In the land of Milk & Honey...

1.Spiders never leave the ceiling
2.There is always milk for the cereal
3.There's only adverts for things I actually want to buy
4.Its always warm when it is raining
5.Laundry does itself
6.My cell phone never needs charging
7.People don't steal ipod's
8.I get paid for being lazy
9.Hot water never runs out!
10.My best writing ideas come to me while I'm not in the midst of trying to sleep
11.There is a calculator in my head
12.My teeth are perfect
13.Boyfriends hate video games
14. Rainbows don't run away
15.Wild animals enjoy posing for photos
16.I have amazing metabolism and don't have to feel guilty about eating whatever I want
17.Money is never a problem
18.I can breath and see underwater therefore eliminating my fear of water
19.Crickets are as beautiful to look at as to listen to
20.Communication is easier
21.Chocolate is never unavailable to you
22.Traveling is incredibly cheap
23.My cat really does understand how I feel
24.Bras always fit
25.I could sleep well at night
26.Pets can feed themselves
27.Pets use the toilet
28.My hair goes where I want it to go
29. Hair never gets "roots" your hair stays that color until you change it
30. Hair never gets frizzy or split ends
31.All toothpaste tastes yummy
32.The smell of your body wash stays on you
33.safety pins never open and poke you
34.tattoos can move
35.the pants always fit
36.I always remember my dreams
37.Mail is quicker
38.traffic does not exist
39.drugs aren't addicting, expensive or bad for you